Football Twitter owes Wayne Rooney a pinned apology

For years, the internet treated Manchester United’s greatest street-fighter like a walking meme—ruthlessly tracking his weight and mocking his age. But his terrifying World Cup glow-up just killed the joke on live TV. Wazza is officially back, the doubters are in absolute shambles, and it’s time to collect the receipts. Here is why the timeline is choking on its own tweets.