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Trump To-Go
Jimmy Fallon was wheeled out onto the “Tonight Show” stage in a catering cart on Tuesday, sending up a news report that President Trump was secretly spirited away in an airport catering container in Turkey last month.
“With everything going on in the world, Trump was, like, ‘[imitating Trump] ‘Just leave me in here, OK? Just leave me in. Let me know when the war is over,’” Fallon said.
“Yeah, he hid in the back of a catering truck. Yeah, today, everyone was like, ‘Well, at least he has one exit plan.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“That’s right. Trump hid in a catering truck while Marco Rubio hid in Trump’s carry-on bag.” — JIMMY FALLON
“The whole thing seemed incredibly stressful, but, thankfully, Trump was asleep for most of it, so it’s OK.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, when Trump got out, officials were, like, ‘Wait, this catering truck was full when we put him in here.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump went into a different plane, but he left his staffers and the press to fly on Air Force One. Yeah, everyone knew Trump was off the plane because it wasn’t flying at its normal 45-degree angle.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Catering Truck Edition)
“President Trump slipped out of Turkey last month by hiding in a catering truck. Meanwhile, Joe Biden slipped out of a hearse after hitting a speed bump.” — GREG GUTFELD
“That’s the same way he used to get onto Epstein’s plane.” — ANTHONY ANDERSON, guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”
“Now, I’m no security expert, but if I was trying to find Donald Trump, a catering truck is the first place I’d look. Next time, hide his [expletive] in a bookmobile.” — ANTHONY ANDERSON
The Bits Worth Watching
Jon Lovitz popped up for a medley about movie spoilers on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The actress Hannah Einbinder will promote her new film, “Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma,” on Wednesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
Also, Check This Out
Premiering in September, “A Great Book with Barack Obama” will have the former president discussing influential works by James Baldwin, Toni Morrison and Marilynne Robinson, among others.