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Hasn’t He Done Enough?
Jimmy Fallon, on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show,” weighed in on a Wall Street Journal report that contended that President Trump was disappointed with Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr
“Trump is mad that R.F.K. Jr. hasn’t produced proof for all of his medical theories, but in R.F.K. Jr.’s defense, there aren’t any,” Jimmy Fallon said.
“R.F.K. Jr. was like, ‘Look, no one’s eating lettuce; I thought you’d be thrilled.’ I mean, that’s something.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump said he might have made a mistake picking a health secretary who lives on raccoon meat and Zyn pouches.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (R.I.P. Lindsey Graham Edition)
“President Trump was set to speak today at the late Senator Lindsey Graham’s funeral service. Oh, I’m sure that went great: ‘[imitating Trump] I know if he were here now he’d say, The 2020 election had massive voting irregularities and Trump barely knew Jeffrey Epstein.’” — SETH MEYERS
“Today was Senator Lindsey Graham’s funeral. Many luminaries showed up but Joe Biden’s son Hunter didn’t show up because after all, there was no grieving widow.” — GREG GUTFELD
The Bits Worth Watching
Tom Holland spoke with Seth Meyers about going into the writer’s room for “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” on Tuesday’s “Late Night.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The rock duo Twin Temple will appear on Wednesday’s “Daily Show.”
Also, Check This Out
After rising to global pop star status with songs about heartbreak, Sam Smith returns with an album about pointedly queer “requited love.”