"Give me Uzbekistan or I RETIRE!" – Ronaldo trolled by fans after ending World Cup drought with historic brace
The Portugal captain returned to the score sheet and set a new World Cup record against the debutants.
The waffling about Ronaldo is what I cannot understand. Even if he scores a hundred goals today, it is against Uzbekistan; a team whose name is almost as difficult to spell as its lack of football is to explain. I genuinely don’t get the hype.
— Lukas Not Podolski (@OtitoNosike) June 23, 2026
Messi is breaking the World Cup all-time goal record and Ronaldo is stat-padding against Uzbekistan!
There are levels to this game! 😂🤝
— BeksFCB (@Joshua__Ubeku) June 23, 2026
Give me freedom, give me fire, give me Uzbekistan or I’ll retire
— Mod (@CFCMods) June 23, 2026
Portugal head coach Roberto Martinez | IMAGO

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